The Mis-Adventures of Wally Glenn. Think of it not only as a train wreck in progress, but as a guide to living life. The daily diary of a really bad dream.
Happy Halloween October 31, 2005
Today I had to fly on a plane. I love planes, but I really hate airports. I used to love airports and flying, but that was before security companies figured out they could make a bundle by humiliating us by standing in line after line and confiscating dangerous items like nail files, butane lighters and 9 mm pistols. more...
The $8,000.00 Cat October 21, 2005
Today I spent an afternoon in San Francisco socializing with my friend Brigitte and her $8,000.00 cat. That's right, one cat which you can purchase for the price of $8,000.00.
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Planet Wally Really Needs Your Help! October 16, 2005
Ladies and Gentleman, I come to you to ask for a favor.
I know many of you come here to this Web site for a little inspiration for a prank or for a chance to unwind and get away from your problems. Tens of thousands of people visit this site every day and I appreciate it. I am hoping I can inject a little reality on you in hopes you might find it in your heart to help people devastated by Hurricane Katrina. more...
New Phone Number Blues October 14, 2005
A friend of mine recently picked out the perfect phone number. He wanted one that spelled out a message like FIRE-GUY (which would really be FIR EGUY) and lucky for him, the number was available. So he snatched it up, paid the extra fee and now has the perfect phone number.
Or so he thought. more...
Those Poor Boy Scouts October 08, 2005
It's Scouting time once again. The time of the year the Boy Scouts send little boys around their neighborhoods to sell quite possibly the worst candy in existence. more...
Malcolm in the Middle at Burning Man October 03, 2005
The cast of Malcolm in the Middle went to Burning Man for their season opener. Once again, the truth is weirder than the fiction. more...
