The Mis-Adventures of Wally Glenn. Think of it not only as a train wreck in progress, but as a guide to living life. The daily diary of a really bad dream.
Lottery Sales Slogan May 24, 2004
I live in the State of Washington which like many states runs a lottery. For just one dollar you have a chance to win at least 1 million dollars (odds of winning are 1: 6,991,908 --odds of being struck by lightning: 1:700,000). Imagine that, a million dollars! more...
Date Back-up May 22, 2004
A friend of mine is trying to get her slut on and it's my fault. I wrote a personal ad for her because she was feeling down and unattractive.
So I wrote this personal ad and put it on Craigslist: more...
Gas Prices: The Refinery Myth May 21, 2004
Like many of you, I have been wondering exactly what is going on with gasoline prices in the US. In my home town of Seattle, we have exceeded $2.30 a gallon and there is no sign the price will be dropping anytime soon.
So what is going on? more...
Screw you, piano man May 19, 2004
What is it with pianos? I have the misfortune of working in an office that has a piano within earshot. Every lousy fucking piano player within it's seductive draw will come up, flip up the lid and start to tinkle away. more...
Explanation to Mexican UFO sightings May 18, 2004
A possible explanation
Recently the Mexican Air Force release footage of what they claim is a possible UFO siting. Now the first time I read this I think I thought the same thing you did. Mexican Air Force?
Here's the story: more...
Best Wireless Network Name! May 12, 2004
I was in downtown Seattle and I located a wireless network at the Union Gospel Mission. The name of the network?
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