The Mis-Adventures of Wally Glenn. Think of it not only as a train wreck in progress, but as a guide to living life. The daily diary of a really bad dream.
The Joys of Closed Captioning June 30, 1997
I would like to introduce you to a feature on your television that is loads of fun and if you bought a TV in the last few years it most likely has it. This activity is watching TV with the "Closed Caption" feature turned on. more...
Flushing My Contacts Down the Drain June 19, 1997
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it."
— W.C. Fieldsmore...
Another Eye Doctor Appointment June 17, 1997
I had another lovely appointment with my optometrist today. I walked in and I told her that I was sorry I was late for my appointment, but I was delayed due to the fact that I had squirted hair spray in my eye. She tried to contain herself from laughing, but to no avail. more...
My Eye Doctor thinks I Am a Complete Idiot June 10, 1997
My Eye doctor thinks I am a complete idiot. Well, most likely as complete as she usually gets to run across, and it doesn't help that her assistant agrees with her completely. more...
