Pick up Lines
Sometimes you don't want to keep it in the family.
You look just like my mother.
I want you to be the mother of my children.
Your father must have been a rabbi because he stole the vowels from the
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the
Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your daddy a thief?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
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