Pick up Lines

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Family Connection

Sometimes you don't want to keep it in the family.

You look just like my mother.

I want you to be the mother of my children.

Your father must have been a rabbi because he stole the vowels from the
Torah and put them in your eyes.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the
girl of my dreams.

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call your mother and thank her.

Is your daddy a thief?
['No.']
Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes?

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

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