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Profession

If you're using these lines, you might as well find someone who engages in the worlds oldest profession because you are wasting your time.

Forget playing doctor, that's for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

Wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I try to guess your weight.

Would you like fries with that?

Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here! Get them while they're hot!

You know, around most girls I feel about as welcome as a spotted owl in a logging camp.

But around you, I feel like I could be one of those loggers.

Avast there matey, prepare to be boarded!

[A line to use at Kinko's]
"Reproducing eh? Can I help?"

OK, no, I'm not a cop, but what can I get for fifty bucks?

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her
clothes.

Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo
shoot?

I'm a copilot for American Airlines.

Hey baby, if you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King. If you
treat me right, I'll do it your way right away.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

I wish you were a pony carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you
all day long for a quarter.

You know, I happen to be an amateur gynecologist.

[Put on a rubber glove and say]

Bend over baby!

I swear you must be a lumberjack. One look at you and I have a chunk of oak in my pants.

Think of me as your storm trooper of love.

Did I tell you I'm a Certified Pubic Accountant?

I'm Big Brother and I love watching you.

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