Pick up Lines

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Classic Lines

And in this case, classic does not mean good.

Your place or mine?

Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley?

Do you believe in one-night-stands?

If I said you have an ugly body, would you still hold it against me?

Let's do breakfast tomorrow — should I call you or nudge you?

That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Do you like jewels? Well suck my cock, it's a GEM.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. My jaw when I saw you.

What's your sign?

Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Hi.

Oh mama, you're makin' it hurt!

Spend the night with me and you will be making sounds only a dog could hear.

Is this seat empty?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Uh, hey baby, wanna get it on?

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

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