Pick up Lines
Insult your way into their heart.
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
You know, I would really like to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
So are you from Renton, or just drunk?
Hey that arm hardly looks fake.
You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
[Point at the person and say,] Have them disinfected and brought to my room!
Hi, what's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
You're ugly, but you interest me.
I haven't seen polyester like that since Elvis was alive.
I'm sure you've heard this before, but I am really turned on by homely women.
I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen ... here on a Wednesday.
Gee, you really don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Is that a false nose?
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
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