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What does a man with a 12 inch penis eat for breakfast? This morning I had ham and eggs...

I'd love to cover you in barbecue sauce and chew on your succulent flesh.

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Please tell me unfertilized.

I wish I was a bowl of milk, so I could do your body good.

You look good enough to eat, but you are so sweet, I bet I get a cavity.

You so sweet you are giving me a toothache.

Do you like scrambled eggs? Good, because that's what you'll be cooking tomorrow morning.

Do you like your eggs scrambled? Good, because I'd like to spend the night churning them up.

You've got to get away from that freezer because you are so damn hot it is going to melt.

You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."

I may look tubby, but I am really a heaping helping of burning love.

Hey, Wanna go out for lattes?

Can I take you out for coffee sometime?

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Wanna swap Mochas?

If you were a candy bar I'd want you to be my own Bit o Honey.

Do you like apples? Because I was thinkin' I take 'ya home and fuck the shit out of 'ya, how'd 'ya like dem apples?

Do you like fruit? Then you should see my cock because it is a peach.

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners.

Come over to my place and have ravioli sometime.

Your ass is my kind of desert cart.

Are you a tamale? because you're hot.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

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