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Celebrity Pick-up Lines

Celebrity inspired pick up lines.

The name is Bond. James Bond.

The name is Bond. Ronnie Bond. Maybe you have heard of my brother
James...

The name is Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh. Wanna do it with a fat celebrity?

My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

The name is Dole. Bob Dole.

The name is Clinton, Bill Clinton.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!

Hi my name is Ben Gay. I want to rub you all over and make you feel hot!

Excuse me, aren't you Daisy Duke from, "the Dukes of Hazzard?"

Didn't I see you being arrested on an episode of "Cops?"

I'm a copilot for American Airlines.

If I was Elvis, would you screw me?

Hi, my friends call me Creepy.

Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

The name is Bates, Norman Bates.

I feel like Richard Gere, standing here next to you, the Pretty Woman.

You know, I have my own Public Access TV show.

I'm sure you have been told this many times, but you look exactly like
[name of a famous celebrity].

The name is John. John Holmes.

If I was Elvis, would you screw me?

Would you like to be in movies?

Didn't I see you being arrested on an episode of "Cops?"

Excuse me, aren't you Daisy Duke from, "the Dukes of Hazzard?"

Are you a television? because I could stare at you all day.

Are you a waitress? because you poured joy into my heart.

Hi my name is Ben Gay. I want to rub you all over and make you feel hot!

My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!

Didn't I see you at the Kenny G concert?

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