Pick up Lines
Boasting brought to a new low level.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on board.
Excuse me, can you hammer a six inch spike through a 2x4 with your penis?
It's a standard I like to use.
I can suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your butt when I'm finished.
Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me!
Hey, my name is __________. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight.
Am I incredible or what?
I'm sure you have heard the expression that all men think with their dicks. Would you mind if I gave you a piece of my mind?
My lips are registered weapons.
I would kill or die to make love to you.
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