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Bravado

Boasting brought to a new low level.

I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on board.

Excuse me, can you hammer a six inch spike through a 2x4 with your penis?

It's a standard I like to use.

I can suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your butt when I'm finished.

Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a man friend, come and talk to me!

Hey, my name is __________. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight.

Am I incredible or what?

I'm sure you have heard the expression that all men think with their dicks. Would you mind if I gave you a piece of my mind?

My lips are registered weapons.

I would kill or die to make love to you.

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