Insults

Philosophy

What is the sound of one hand flipping you off?

You sound like my grandfather when he's really drunk.

Your stream of thought is about as useful as a hot stream of my urine coating the door handle of your car.

To be honest, I can't understand a damn thing you are saying, but that's OK. When Gandhi was young, nobody really understood what he was saying, but eventually they listened to what he said and they finally got around to killing him, so good luck!

What prevents you from gagging on your own vomit each and every moment you articulate one of your so-called thoughts?

Isn't it dangerous to use all of your vocabulary in one sentence?

You know, the fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an
artist.

Your broken logic has been picked apart more than your mother during fleet week.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but i can't get my head that far up my ass.

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