Insults

Blessings

May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.

Some people are blessed to be in contact with their fairy godmothers, I see you are good friends with the loser fairy.

Don't let the door hit you on the ass when you're leaving.

You deserve every single crappy moment of your day.

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