Insults

Size Matters

Your body is an overflowing dumpster of neglect.

Let me guess, you're not fat, you prefer to think of yourself as "Costco-sized."

Little men are so cute. They remind me of leprechauns and teeny tiny fairies.

Not to worry. All the ladies will tell you it's not the size of the pen, but the penmanship.

Is it me or did it just get fatter in here?

[Opponent] When did you get so fat?
[You] You know what? You are right, I am fat. But you my friend are ugly. And I can always lose weight.

You are ugly and that's sad.

You are as cute as a bag of smashed assholes.

Holy shit you're fat! Does McDonald's throw you a birthday party?

You are a brain-dead delusional quarterwit.

I'm sure the lardiest of the lardasses here would still pale in comparison to that two-ton cow you call a wife.

When you pee, do you have to lean way forward to see where you're aiming it at? Or do you just kinda hold the gut in one hand, and your dick in the other?

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