I was listening to my favorite Canadian radio show, "As It Happens" and heard a news story about a man who was arrested for selling garlic cloves as crack cocaine. The woman who bought the bogus crack complained to the Police and the police arrested the man under the charge of trafficking.
You see, in Canada its illegal to sell fake cocaine and I for one think this is a good thing. Its nice to know that Canada takes consumer protection laws so seriously. The fact that the government looks out on even lowly crack addicts warms my heart and it shows that it's always safe to shopping in Canada. Whether it's drugs or low-priced Rolex watch, it's nice to know that if it says "crack cocaine" on the label, you can be sure it really is crack cocaine and if it is not, just talk to any law enforcement officer in Canada and they will press charges against the dealer to make sure you only get what you pay for.
