I ran across this personal ad on Craigslist. The ad has expired, but I just found it to be so funny I had to post it. It's from a woman looking for a vegan boy who likes to hunt.
How contrived can you get?
I actually took it upon myself to post this ad on pro-hunting and pro-vegan Web sites just to see if I can help her out.
It's too bad the ad has expired because I really want to know if she ever found a vegan boy that likes to work on diesel engines, hunt and cook. You have to think that even in a town like Seattle, the number of available vegan boys that hunt has to be pretty small.
beautiful artist boy boy to make me vegan breafasts. i'm hardworking, talented, eccentric and would like the same to help me put a diesel engine in my old truck, make art, make love, snuggle, start a coop, go see art films, hike, camp, maybe even fish and hunt. i want a parnter, coadventurer, friend. don't need to be your one and only but i'd like something with main squeeze potential. i tend to gravitate towards skater boys, punks, musicians and never loved a jock, and am sick as hell of people saying "i like to window shop and go to hollywood movies".
the boys i like don't read craigslist personals, i think, but i felt like putting the call out there anyway.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests this is in or around seattle