Pick up Lines
Puns, rhymes and intellectual bullshit.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so let's screw.
You would look stunning if you dropped about three pounds. I am assuming
I have F, C, and a K, but what I really need is you.
May I end this sentence in a proposition?
I want to have some fun. I have the "F," I have the "N," now all I need
[Drop a bag of potato chips on the ground] You know, when the chips are
I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish or blue fish.
Is that a Cat in your Hat or are you just happy to see me?
I hate this place -- the crowd's so phony! Say, care to ride me like a
I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks
In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme, yours are the best
I may not like green eggs and ham, but I sure love your long, thin legs.
[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say]
Now that I've broken
I have an idea. Why don't we just drop all of the trite pre-functionary
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