Pick up Lines

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Wordplay

Puns, rhymes and intellectual bullshit.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, so let's screw.

You would look stunning if you dropped about three pounds. I am assuming
that's how much your clothes weigh.

I have F, C, and a K, but what I really need is you.

May I end this sentence in a proposition?

I want to have some fun. I have the "F," I have the "N," now all I need
is you.

[Drop a bag of potato chips on the ground] You know, when the chips are
down I'd want you to be in my bowl.

I love someone who knows what wine goes with red fish or blue fish.

Is that a Cat in your Hat or are you just happy to see me?

I hate this place -- the crowd's so phony! Say, care to ride me like a
pony?

I do not like my wife, you see. I do not like her, no sirree. Her looks
accuse, her words disparage, and so now we have this open marriage.

In all of Hooterville, where there's Hooters supreme, yours are the best
of the Hooters I've seen!

I may not like green eggs and ham, but I sure love your long, thin legs.

[Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it and say]

Now that I've broken
the ice, will you sleep with me?

I have an idea. Why don't we just drop all of the trite pre-functionary
bullshit, and go off and fuck each other silly?

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