A 92 year old man goes to confession. The moment he's settled in, he blurts out, "Father, I had sex with a pair of nineteen year olds!" The priest says, "When was your last confession my son?"

The old man says, "Never, I'm Jewish!"

"Well, why are you telling me about it?"

The old man says, "Are you kidding? At my age Father, I'm telling everyone about it!"