Two Canadians are sitting around in a bar bored out of their minds. One of them comes up with a bright idea, they'd try a guessing game.
So one of them thinks and thinks and nothing is coming to his mind except moosecock.
So his buddy asks him, "hey, did you think of a word yet?"
He smirks and says, "Yeah, I guess so."
"So is it edible?"
"Yeah," he laughs, "I guess you could eat it."
"Is it moosecock?"