Bad Lawyer Jokes
A blizzard struck one February evening, and the next morning the streets
were impassable. One student who lived two miles from the campus and who
normally commuted by elevated railway heard on the radio that the railway
was not running. Dutifully he trudged through the snow-filled sidewalks,
arriving twenty minutes late for his Contracts class.
There at the
podium the professor was holding forth to an audience of one. Instead of
taking his regular assigned seat, the student slipped into the seat next
to the other fellow. The new arrival listened to the lecture and after a
while leaned toward the other student.
"What's he talking about?" he
"How should I know?" came the reply. "I got here five
minutes before you did."
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