Bad Lawyer Jokes
A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin
this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has
paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff
has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way.
In order to make this a
fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."
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