Gallery of Humor: Jokes

The Moosecock Joke

We have determined that men find this one of the funniest jokes ever. Once told, the joke gets funnier as time goes on. Yet very few women find the joke even remotely funny.

Two Canadians are sitting around in a bar bored out of their minds. One of them comes up with a bright idea, they'd try a guessing game.

So one of them thinks and thinks and nothing is coming to his mind except moosecock.

So his buddy asks him, "hey, did you think of a word yet?"

He smirks and says, "Yeah, I guess so."

"So is it edible?"

"Yeah," he laughs, "I guess you could eat it."

"Is it moosecock?"

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