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Gallery of Humor: Christmas
Favorite Things
Another favorite song from the movie, "The Sound of Music".
Halogen uplights and big-muscled fellas,
Pink puffy draperies and drinks with umbrellas,
Brown Puerto Rican boys tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Penthouse magazine and silicone breasts,
Girls dressed in leather with tatoos on their chests,
Blonde lesbo orgies, a quick mid-day fling,
These are a few of my favorite things.
When the whip cracks (oww),
When the cane stings (ooo),
When I'm feeling bad.
I just think of a few of my favorite things,
And then I get hard...for Dad.
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