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Twelve Days of Christmas

Lyrics by Peter Doty

On the first day home for Christmas my mother said to me:

- You haven't got a decent thing to wear.
- You've put on some weight.
- You should get a job.
- Visit your Aunt Rosie.
- Still no girlfriend?
- What's that in your suitcase?
- You smoke marijuana.
- Ester has two children.
- Are you still on food stamps?
- Herbie's getting married.
- Your life is a disaster.
- Both of us still love you.



 
 

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