Need a little sympathy? Want to be treated differently? Are you looking for people to openly stare at you?

You might need a neck brace.

You can find a neck brace at a thrift store or if budget is no issue, try a medical supply place.

Strap on the neck brace, walk stiffly with an uncomfortable look on your face.

It really helps to have a good story to go along with your supposed injury.

See what trouble you can cause.